I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here
  Your voice sounds so wonderful
  But your face don't look too clear
  So, Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew
  Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw.
  
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  Why don't we get drunk and screw
  I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you
  They say you are a snuff queen, Honey, I don't think that's true
  So, why don't we get drunk and screw.
  
  [Instrumental]
  
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