I'm a man
  I'm real proud of my manhood
  I like to smoke
  ten thousand cigarettes
  eight ball
  I could climb any fountain
  I never cry
  I only bawl when I'm losing
  and I've never been wrong
  never been wrong
  I'm looking so good
  looking so good
    got a big gold gun
  got a big gold bullet
  and I guess you could say
  I'm real full of it
  I'm real full of it
    I'm real straight
  you wanna see my peccadillos
  hot dog 7:30 every morning
  big into war
  big into war
    I am a whore
  I am a whore
    got a big gold gun
    I shave with Gillette
  shave with Gillette
  and I'm patting my back
  patting my back
  got a big gold bullet