I see you've been feeling down
  When I needed you, you've been around
  So this year I've a Christmas surprise
  that will make your spirits rise...
  
  I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me
  And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me.
  
  I owe you so much that its hard,
  to repay you for all the good times
  and I won't forget you this year..
  It's Christmas time for my penis.
  
  I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand
  When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man
  
  I owe you so much that its hard,
  to repay you for all the good times
  And I'm going to give you the joy
  that you've earned this year pal...
  It's Christmas time for my penis.
  
  I owe you so much that its hard,
  to repay you for all the good times
  It's Christmas time for my penis.
  
  I know you've been feeling down,
  all pent up its so hard to breathe
  Don't fret this Christmas-
  you'll get the attention you need
  
  I love you so much that it's hard,
  to repay you for all the good times
  we'll get whores and pornography-
  your special holiday, pal...
  It's Christmas time for my penis.