If my body was twice the size it was
  then I might look alright but I don't because,
  I've got a disproportioned head.
  And the people they point and laugh at me and
  they tell me it's huge cuz honestly -
  I've got a disproportioned head.
  Don't try and be nice and say, "It's really not that big"
  cuz I am well aware that you are lying - about my head.
  It blocks out the sun like a parasol.
  And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll cuz I've got a disproportioned head.
  And I can't make it better with surgery.
  So I'm stuck with this skull and the world can see,
  I've got a disproportioned head.
  Don't try and be nice to me because you think I'm near.
  I'm across the street and I can't hear.
  Don't offer advice to me, of hats- it's all been tried.
  They don't really make them in my size...Head.
  And I can only fit in convertible cars.
  And my Mom has a 3-foot cesarean scar,
  cuz of my disoproportioned head
  And I'd go ahead and end it now
  If I could find a noose that would fit around my huge, disproportioned head.
  I've got a disproportioned head [x3]