I'm enlisting, overseas aid
  need assisting, help with a maid
  get the expert, on mademoiselles
  he could diffuse, any bombshell
    If I could only be tough like him
  then I could win
  my own, small, battle of the sexes
    Sgt. Rock is going to help me
  make the girl mine
  keep her stood in line
  Sgt. Rock is going to help me
  make the girl mine
  keep her stood in line
  make the girl mine, wave the victory sign
    I'm invading, territories
  Girls are foreign, and strange to me
  get the expert, at kissing and stuff
  he stays easy, when things get rough
    Sometimes relationships don't go as planned
  some girls, can make themselves so cold
  a no-mans land.