Where'd you learn how to steer
  You do eighty in second gear
  When you drive, I can't relax
  Got your license from Cracker Jacks
  You just hit another tree
  These fender benders are killin' me
    She drives like crazy
  Like noone else
  She drives like crazy
  And I'm afraid for myself
    They'll put you behind bars
  We're not playin' bumper cars
  Did a great figure eight
  In the middle of the interstate
  Tires squeel wherever we go
  Even hitchhikers just say no
    She drives like crazy
  Her car's a mess
  She drives like crazy
  She's got a death wish I guess
    She's a demon
  Behind the wheel
  Thinks she's drivin'
  The Batmobile
    Burnin' rubber in school zones
  Runnin' over the traffic cones
  Passin' "semi-"s on the right
  Now my knuckles are turnin' white
    She drives like crazy
  She'll break your necks (?)
  She drives like crazy
  She always gets into wrecks
    She drives like crazy
  Like noone else
  She drives like crazy
  Now I'm afraid for myself
    She drives like crazy
  Like noone else
  She drives like crazy
  And I'm afraid for myself