I eat filet mignon seven times a day
  My bathtub's filled with Perrier
  What can I say
  This is the life
    I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood
  I hire somebody to chew my food
  I'm an upwardly mobile dude
  This is the life
    They say that money corrupts you
  But I can't really tell
  I got the whole world at my feet
  And I think it's pretty swell
    I got women lined up outside my door
  They've been waitin' there since the week before
  Who could ask for more
  This is the life
    You're dead for a real long time
  You just can't prevent it
  So if money can't buy happiness
  I guess I'll have to rent it
    Yeah, every day I make the front page news
  No time to pay my dues
  I got a million pairs of shoes
  This is the life
    I got a solid gold Cadillac
  I make a fortune while I sleep
  You can tell I'm a living legend
  Not some ordinary creep
    No way, I'm the boss, the big cheese
  Yeah, I got this town on its knobby little knees
  And I can do just what I please
  This is the life
    That's right, I'm the king, number one
  I buy monographed Kleenex by the ton
  I pay the bills, I call the shots
  I grease the palms, I buy the yachts
    One thing I can guarantee
  The best things in life, they sure ain't free
  It's such a thrill just to be me
  This is the life
  Waah, this is the life