20ft. high on Blackpool promenade
  Fake royalty second hand sequin facade
  Limited face paint and dyed black quiff
  Overweight and out of date
    20ft. high on Blackpool promenade
  Fake royalty second hand sequin facade
  Limited face paint and dyed black quiff
  Overweight and out of date
    Oh well
    American trilogy in Lancashire Pottery
  American trilogy in Lancashire Pottery
  Is so fucking funny, don't you know
  Is so fucking funny, don't you know
    All American trilogy in used up cars and bottled beer
  All American trilogy the futures dead, fundamentally
  It's so fucking funny, it's absurd
  It's so fucking funny, it's absurd
    20ft. high on Blackpool promenade.
    I wish I was in Dixie
  Hooray! Hooray!
  In Dixie Land, I'll take my stand
  To live and die in Dixie
    [Excerpt taken from the song 'Dixie' by Daniel D. Emmett (1859)]