A NIGHT IN TELEVISION WONDERLAND
  ANOTHER FAIRYTALE ABOUT SOME RITCH BITCH
  LYING BY THE SWIMMING POOL
  IT`S THE GOLDEN SCHOOL
  LIVING`S EASY WHEN YOU MAKE THE RULES
    LAST FRIDAY WAS THE FIRST TIME
  IT ONLY TOOK ABOUT A HALF A MINUTE
  ON THE STAIRWAY
  IT WAS CHILD`S PLAY
  THE ODDS TURN TO EVEN
  WHEN YOU GIE UP BELIEVING IN THE
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  COLD LAW, STEEL CLAW
  TRY TO GET ON BOARD
  YOU FIND THE LOCK IS ON THE DOOR
  WELL I SAY `NO WAY...'
  DON`T TRY TO KEEP ME OUT OR THERE`LL BE HELL TO PAY
  I DON`T KNOW WHO`S RIGHT OR WHO`S WRONG
  BUT IT DOESN`T REALLY MATTER WHEN YOU`RE LYING IN THE GUTTER
  IT`S A SEE SAW
  A LONG HOT BATTLE WITH THE COLD LAW
  IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH THE STEEL CLAW
    THE POLITICIANS HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS PLACE
  EXCEPT FOR A FLYING VISIT IN A BLACK MERCEDES
  NO ELECTION TIME
  THEY CROSS THE LINE
  AND EVERYBODY RUNS TO WATCH THE PANTOMIME
  IF THEY COULD SEE WHAT`S GOING HERE AROUND THERE
  SO MANY PEOPLE HANGING ON THE EDGE
  CRYING OUT GOR REVOLUTION
  RETRIBUTION
  THE ODDS TURN OUT EVEN
  WHEN YOU GIVE UP BELIEVING IN THE
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    SOMETIMES I THINK I`M GOING CRAZY
  SOMETIMES I DO A LINE
  MAKES ME LAUGH
  MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE A JOYRIDE
  ON THE HIGH TIDE
  SOMETIMES I`M CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE
  MEANWHILE EDDY`S ON THE WEST COAST
  I HEARD HE`S SHACKING UP WITH SOME SWEET SENORITA
  UP IN FRISCO YOU AND I KNOW
  THE ODDS TURN OUT EVEN
  WHEN YOU GIVE UP BELIEVING IN THE
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