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  Macho-mobile
  The road's my slave
  That's how I feel
    I cruise alone
  I cruise real far
  I don't love you
  I love my car
    'Cross Nevada
  At 110
  Highway 50
  And there's nobody there
  Sign says, "Next sign 30 miles"
    I work all week, each penny saved
  Buys more escape from home
  I'd rather cruise around all day
  Than save up for a move
    Plow thru rest area San-O-Lets
  Splat! goes the lonely salesman
  Wanking in the men's room
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  Tape up loud
  Blue piss clinging to my windshield
  Faster faster in my car
    Buzzbomb is my pride and joy
  King of the trailer court
  Waiting for the perfect chick
  Who'll love me for my car
    I tell her why I'm cool
  She coos back just what I like
  When I pretend she's near
    Zip through Ely
  Where Pat Nixon was born
  The cops 'round here sure looking bored
  Flashing sirens-state patrol
    They're scratching up my gorgeous paint job
  Shooting out my tires
  Ain't no way to go to heaven
  Buzzbomb cornered at the 7-11