Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat
  I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat
  a lot of people they be Jonesin' just to hear me rock the mic
  they'll be staring at the radio
  staying up all night
  so like a pimp I'm pimpin'
  I got a boat to eat shrimp in
  Nothing wrong with my leg just B-boy limpin'
  Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float
  My man MCA's got a beard like a billy goat
  oowah oowah is my disco call
  MCA hu-huh I'm gettin' rope y'all
  Routines I bust rhymes I write
  And I'll be busting routines and rhymes all night
  Like eating burgers or chicken or you'll be picking your nose
  I'm on time homie that's how it goes
  You heard my style I think you missed the point
  it's the joint
      Mike D Yeah?with your bad self running things
  What's up with your bad breath onion rings
  Well I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead
  Chillin' at the beaches down at Club Med
  Make another record 'cause the people they want more of this
  Suckers they be saying they can take out Adam Horovitz
  Hurricane you got clout
  Other DJ's he'll take your head out
  A puppet on a string I'm paid to sing or rhyme
  Or do my thing I'm
  In a lava lamp inside my brain hotel
  I might be peakin' or freakin' but I rock well
  The Patty Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango
  Got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mango Kangols
  I got the peg leg at the end of my stump
  Shake your rump
      Full Clout y'all
  Full Clout y'all
  And when the mic is in my mouth I turn it out y'all
  Full Clout
      Never been dumped 'cause I'm the most mackinest
  Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest
  Yeah we've got beef chief
  We're knocking out teeth chief
  And if you don't believe us you should question your belief Keith
  Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat
  Like Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet
  Should I have another sip no skip it
  In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet
  Rope a dope dookies all around the neck
  Whoo ha got them all in check
  Running from the law the press and the parents
  Is your name Michael Diamond?
  No mine's Clarence
  From downtown Manhattan the village
  My style is wild and you know that it still is
  Disco bag schlepping and you're doing the bump
  Shake your rump