Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
  Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what to do
    Let's cruise past all the golden poo
  That makes me blue
  This thing gonna ? ? ? ?* on the...
    Poopship, poopship destroyer
  On the poopship, poopship destroyer
    Let me jam all the frequencies on channel 2
  I've been chewin' on this brownie
  And I thinks I'm almost through
    Let's cruise, the chocolate stew was you know who
  I told you to jam the frequency
  This sector's chartered by you
    Everybody
  Poopship, on the poopship destroyer
  The poopship, poopship destroyer
  Poo, poo, poop
    * - on original lyric sheet