He is good at certain things
  Like making you feel guilty
  And disappointing everybody
  At breaking promises and plans
  And talking shit behind your back
  And telling you how you should live
  While he goes nowhere fast
    He says I only see his faults
  But that's not true
  I'm trying to have a positive attitude
  Yeah, he is good, really good
  At certain things
    She is good at certain things
  Like staying home watching T.V.
  Yeah, she really does it perfectly
  But that's not all, you also get
  Snotty condescending comments
  And she's really good at turning
  A small problem
  Into a huge dramatic mess
    These talents didn't come naturally though
  It took a lot of practice
  To get them down so well
  Now she is good, really good
  At certain things
    They were both really good
  really good friends of mine
  But people they change over time
  Now they are so perfect together
  I'm so glad they found each other
  They make such a wonderful couple