there ain't shit on tv, i got no new pornography.
  i got to find a reason to want to stay alive.
  not a word is heard i said,
  i might as well just stay in bed.
  to find a better way, i doubt i'll even try,
  just another boring story, about a teenage waste of glory.
  trapped in a town, gonna drag you down, my life is such a mess,
  i cannot help but feel depressed.
  i doubt that anyone would miss me if i wasn't around,
  i don't need to know about the things in life that i can't find.
  i don't need to know about the things i left behind.
  i'm just a lazy slob, i should go out and get a job.
  but i won't cause i know that my rent is paid.
  i'm a big procrastinator, i can always do it later.
  my friends all tell me that i got it made,
  it doesn't really matter. what i have to say,
  no one's fucking listening anyway.
  so until my days are done, or it's no longer any fun.
  i'm gonna bore you to death. life is overrated,
  i really want to be sedated.
  but i change the channel, and i'm watching days of our lives.
  it's so sophisticated, watching programs that i hated.
  but i guess it's better than working 9-5.
  the life that i'm living, it ain't really living.
  but i guess i could be working., so i'm free and clear.
  so my only friends tv will always keep my company,
  as i am watching soap operas downing cheetos and beer!!