I don't drink tea
   Or white chablis
   I sit around and watch tv
   Don't send flowers
   Or take showers
   But I'll be there to pull your weeds
   Oh yeah
   I don't read books
   I don't french cook
   Or stroll around in galleries
   I hate opera
   I hate Oprah
   Don't fill my head with poetry
  
   You just want to squeeze my masculinity
   Why can't you leave it alone
   Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
   Hey, hey don't you love it this way
   Hey, hey I am what I am
   So please understand
   I'm not you fantasy man
  
   I don't do dishes
   And I'm suspicious
   Of any grown-up man who does
   I'm homophobic
   Don't do aerobics
   Just lay around and catch a buzz
  
   You just want to squeeze my masculinity
   Why can't you leave it alone
   Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
   Hey, hey don't you love it this way
   Hey, hey I am what I am
   So please understand
   I'm not you fantasy man
  
   Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
   Hey, hey don't you love me this way
   Hey, hey I am what I am
   So please understand
   I'm not your fantasy man
  
   You just want to squeeze my masculinity
   Why can't you leave it alone
   Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
   Hey, hey don't you love it this way
   Hey, hey I am what I am
   So please understand
   I'm not you fantasy man