I bought a Porsche
   And I'm leavin' Grand Rapids
   Quit my job, quit my school,
   Quit this place
   My mother cried
   My father was fried
   Hey, I've got no time, man
   I wanna say goodbye to my babes
   I like girls
   I dumped on Sheila on Thursday
   I'll drop Melissa today
   I'll kiss some tears off of Donna
   Ask if she'll call on Shauna
   Amanda, and Sandra and Kay
   I like girls, I love 'em to death
   Hey Valentino! You goin' somewhere?
   You wouldn't sneak out on me, would you?
   What's that a blond hair?
   He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn
   I see myself a suave sophisticated lover
   I'll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame
   You see, my ultimate goal
   Will be my life bein' told
   In a penthouse letter that I can frame
   And keep it all my life
   Girls, I love 'em, oh yeah
   New luggage? Did you say you were going
   Somewhere? Oh, just out for some fresh air.
   Does she have a nice pair?
   He was swallowed alive by the freeway
   Turned into an ant on parade
   He bravely drove off that beast
   Aimed his car back to the east
   Why be a snack at home?
   I'm a feast, for the girls
   I like girls, I really like 'em
   Well, well, well. Look who's back. Run out of gas?
   Patty, I was just gonna call you. Look...
   I left Donna and Shauna
   And Katy and Carrie
   Melissa and Dena
   I just didn't have any use for 'em
   I just want you
   Really, no really, honest!
   Oink off!