[Sang by Skulhedface]
  How inquisitive, and delighting you've inquired who the hell I am..
  Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate
  Upon the state of my most great and perfect plan
  I am he who has been him back when man
  Swam Pangean seas as aquatic apes I am he who has been her as she once
  Bled the world with the words of psychotic fate
  While GWAR slept I kept their minds content
  To give their flesh consent to my
  Ever loving seed
  Undying research has given to death, rebirth
  The tools of urber science to fight
  Most faceless enemies
  Who do you think your up against?
  Some chaotic stupidity I'll show you conflict management
  With my extensive
  Supergeniosity Inventions of my secret lab
  The Homogenizer
  It studies the species Bohad Homo cum sum a tor
  What is it that makes the ideal man?
  Bravado? Machismo?
  Is it something secreted from the gland?
  It's called Jizmogloben
  If death, to you is a bore
  And life just seems to lack
  Consider becoming a whore
  To the lesson of the past
  The end of all time after time after time
  Has left the world wanting for new hopes and fears
  I have produced a new product line
  With cryptic truth too horrible to hear I've got the guts to face
  Skulhed We've got the guts to face
  Skulhed We've got the guts...
  Words that healed.
  Legend that have taught
  Oral traditions both fought for and lost
  Secrets of success.
  Shouts filled with hate
  Documents declaring freedoms of state
  I bleed humanity's figurines of history
  I weave travesties tapestries of infamy
  But I can't deny it always as such
  Oh no, nada, nein, non, nyet, nix, not!
  Pathetically beautiful I was once then
  Ruled peaceful planets, sublime, before sin
  It's so easy to not see
  The obvious enemies
  To put your problems on I've been sick of it all along
  Now the ultimate morph into
  Powers that will dwarf
  The sum of every nation
  And all known information
  If you can't stand it the way
  I have planned it I'll export you off the Earth, sell ya for all your worth
  Then your enemy will have a face - traitor of the human race
  As your shipped off to the innermost reaches of outer space
  Yes! The best I possibly can be
  Applause for me.
  The insidiously `live` spelt backwards
  Mr...Dr..Prof... Skulhedface