(Roche)
   Hey Mom, why didn't you tell me?
   Why didn't you teach me a thing or two?
   You just let me go, out into the world,
   You never thought to share what you knew.
   CHORUS
   So I walked under a bus,
   I got hit by a train,
   Keep fallin' in love,
   Which is kind of the same,
   I've sunk out at sea, crashed my car, gone insane,
   And it felt so good, I wanna do it again.
   Hey Mom, why didn't you warn me?
   'Cause about boys there's something I should have known,
   They're like chocolate cake, like cigarettes,
   I know they're bad for me but I just can't leave 'em alone.
   CHORUS
   Hey Mom, since we're talkin',
   What was it like when you were young?
   Has the world changed or is still the same?
   A man can kill and still be the sweetest fun.
   CHORUS