sleepwalking through the all-nite drugstore
  baptized in flourescent light
  i found religion in the greeting card aisle
  now i know hallmark was right
  and every pop song on the radio
  is suddenly speaking to me
  yeah, art may imitate life
  but life imitates t.v.
  'cuz you've been gone exactly two weeks
  two weeks and three days
  and let's just say that things look different now
  different in so many ways
    i used to be a superhero
  no one could touch me
  not even myself
  you are like a phone booth
  i somehow stumbled into
  and now look at me
  i am just like everybody else
    if i was dressed in my best defenses
  would you agree to meet me for coffee
  if i did my tricks with smoke and mirrors
  would you still know which one was me
  if i was naked and screaming
  on your front lawn
  would you turn on the light and come down
  screaming, there's the asshole
  who did this to me
  stripped me of my power
  stripped me down
    i used to be a superhero
  no one could touch me
  not even myself
  you are like a phone booth
  i somehow stumbled into
  and now look at me
  i am just like everybody else
    yeah you've been gone exactly two weeks
  two weeks and three days
  and now i'm a different person
  different in so many ways
  tell me what did you like about me
  don't say my strength and daring
  'cuz now i think i'm at your mercy
  and it's my first time for this kind of thing
    i used to be a superhero
  i would swoop down and save me
  from myself
  you are like a phone booth
  that i somehow stumbled into
  and now look at me
  i am just like everybody else
  i am worse than everybody else