You yelled "Hey!"
   When your car wouldn't start
   You got real nervous
   And started to eat your heart out
   You're so fat your shoes don't fit on your feet
   You've got trouble
   And it's tailor made
   Mama, lay your head down in the shade
  
   Chorus:
  
   Cause your eye's are tired
   And your feet are to
   You wish the world was as tired as you
   Well I'll write a letter
   And I'll send it away
   Put all the trouble in it you've had today
  
   Well your telephone rang
   And you yelled "No!"
   Well you forgot about this and you forgot about that
   Got to get back to what you're doing
   Goodbye, quit that, so and so
   You're an island and on your own
  
   And you yelled "Hey!"
   When the stove blew up
   Upset? why yes
   The footprints on your ceiling are almost gone
   And you're wonderin' why
   Mama lay your head down
   Now don't you cry