I change my clothes ten times before I take you on a date
   I'm in a cold sweat, I panic, and it makes me late
   I knew you never asked for this
   I know
   My shots will always misfire
   My shots will always miss
   Does everyone stare this way at you?
   I only look this way at you
   I change my clothes ten times before I take you on a date
   I get the heebie-jeebies, and my panic makes me late
   I break into a cold sweat reaching for the phone
   I let it ring twice before I chicken out and decide you're not at home
   Does everyone stare the way I do?
   I only stare this way at you
   I never noticed the size of my feet
   Until I kicked you in the shins
   Will you ever forgive me
   For the shape I'm in
   For the shape I'm in
   Does everyone stare the way I do?
   I only stare this way at you
   I'm gonna write you a sonnet but I don't know where to start
   I'm so used to laughing at the things in my heart
   Last of all I'm sorry 'cos you never asked for this
   I can see I'm not your type and my shot will always miss, always miss
   Does everyone stare the way I do?
   I only stare this way at you
   Does everyone stare the way I do?